Although, in my case, it may be better to say, "Just don't drive."
Apparently, I am a much higher-risk driver than I thought I was. I don't drive recklessly. I don't speed (as much as others do). I am fairly cautious and pay attention to my surroundings. I don't follow too closely (if the driver in front of me didn't just cut me off). And I don't text while driving (fast).
Yet, My Precious:
Of course, you should see her car:
I am sure you can see the damage.
Look closely.
No? You are SO biased against victims of vehicular violence.
Bottom line: It doesn't matter. Highway Patrol was called to investigate. Thankfully, two units - 4 patrolmen - responded. And I'm not sure, but I think at least two of them were on work-release from Centennial High School. It was clearly a high-risk situation that needed back-up. Perhaps it was my BYU tie. They thought I was going to be too independent in my thinking.
(Oh come on, you knew I had to work it in sometime, right? I love the last paragraph of the release, by the way.)
I will be on the road between 5 and 5:30 this afternoon. I recommend you stay inside at that time. If that won't work for you, will you be my designated driver to get me home safely?
